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getting the rounds on track
posted by enve 6:04 am September 18, 2020

one of the cool things about happypimpin is that there is always something going on, and always fresh action to be had. no matter when an account is created, or what day of the week it is, there is always a round in it's first week of play.
this is because the rounds are all offset by 1 week.
since we're first starting off here, things have to be started on a staggered schedule.

-bling will be our first round to start. bling is a 28 day round.
-big pimpin will start one week after bling. big pimpin is a 14 day round.
-cream will start that following week (+2 week after the start of bling). cream is a 28 day round.
-ghetto will start the following week (+3 weeks after the start of bling). big pimpin will also reset and restart.

the following week bling will reset and the cycle will start over. this will ensure that every week there is a fresh round to be had.


welcome back to happypimpin
posted by enve 2:13 am September 18, 2020

it took us a while, but we're back. for good, playa. look out for a ton of upgrades and constant attention. be sure to let us know how we're doing or if you encounter any bugs (which i'm sure you will)


Don't let the name fool ya!
Since we started tracking stats in the summer of 2004:
Thugs killed in happypimpin: over 42,705,903,608
Hoes killed in happypimpin: over 943,304,496

10:10pm Thursday, Sep 16th, 2021
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