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winning crew reserves
posted by enve 9:52 pm November 27, 2021

starting now, the amount of turns the top crew wins is being buffed..in a big way.

we're going from 1,500 reserves for crew members and 3,750 for founders to 5,600!

but there's a catch..
the amount of turns you win is based on when your crew is founded and when you joined it.
bp will award crews 400 reserves/day, while all other rounds award 200 reserves/day.
if your crew forms day 1 of the round and you join day 1, you'll be getting 5,600 reserves (if your crew wins).
if your crew starts up the first day, but you wait to join till the last day, you're only getting 200 (400 for bp).

first, the original hp had it; furthermore, it encourages pimps to plant roots and make plans with a solid crew day 1. pimps can still hide and form a crew later on in the round, but that's at the cost of reserves!

No, you're not seeing wrong.
posted by enve 3:51 pm November 19, 2021

Those 5,000 extra reserves in your account are yours to keep! thanks for being a part of the hp beta! <3

scouting for ratios
posted by enve 1:50 am November 13, 2021

Starting this BP (Round 21) we'll be phasing in a new scouting script.

This new script is more balanced and predictable. There are no 'magic numbers' to scout. scouting with 1 turn 3 times should produce comparable results to scouting 3 turns 1 time.

Part of having a balanced scouting script is making sure thug and hoe stables don't get too wild. it's difficult to build and balance a scouting script that's predictable at 10 hoes and 10 million hoes, so we'll be lowering the ratio of hoes:thugs before your hoes start becoming unhappy.

your hoes want your attention and if your stable gets too big, they get upset! start keeping an eye on their happiness when you get around 5 thugs per 1 hoe.

We'll be phasing in the scouting script and updated ratios as the rounds reset. we'll also be monitoring all the rounds to ensure that everything is operating smoothly.

Don't let the name fool ya!
Since we started tracking stats in the summer of 2004:
Thugs killed in happypimpin: over 42,705,903,608
Hoes killed in happypimpin: over 943,304,496

8:15pm Monday, Nov 29th, 2021
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